Dangers of playing golf

[Aspman]

Might want to wear gloves and not lick your balls

 

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/28/number_two_in_hole_two_the_amazing_golf_course_pooper_strikes_again/

 

 

A spectre is haunting Stavanger Golf Club, a spectre which has been defecating into specific holes on the course.

Groundskeeper Kenneth Tennfjord has complained that the Norwegian location he tends is being terrorised by someone "who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf. Alternatively, the person may have a fetish or suffer from mental problems."

"He has a couple of favorite holes," Tennfjord reportedly added, speaking to the Rogaland Avis newspaper, and "we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman".

 

[devonutopia]

Bwahaha!  The closest I have ever come to this is having hit a really bad shot is to shout out loud, "OH S***!"