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induction roar after replacing intercooler jubilee clips?
Ender replied to teddy123's topic in Skoda Octavia Mk I (1996-2004)
Sounds like you fixed a boost leak and now have full power -
It's in the headlight thread I think
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In the old days when I had my first octavia vrs I used to throw money at it with regards to mods and I loved that car so much, no expense was spared and the better the name of a product the more I had to have it, I would even place the company's stickers on it just in case a person didn't know it was the best of the best, I would roll into a tuners and hang around working on more ways to spend my hard earned cash and then a very old and tired looking person would hand me my keys and I would revel in the transformation of it, I would love showing up other cars and revel in being able to keep pace with much more expensive cars, life was great, I saw my wife, I looked young and fresh and the car was a little beasty. Then it got stolen and written off and two years of yearning and missing my baby ensued until finally I found another vrs of the same colour and year. So I thought to myself do you know what I am going to do as much as I can myself and bargain hunt and enjoy the satisfaction of doing it. So I began getting parts together on the cheap, still good brands mind you just second hand or haggled for, I was very pleased with myself and fitting the parts was pretty easy for me and the said satisfaction was great I was very pleased, now with cars you get used to things and a once smiles per miles stage one car was getting boring and felt slow and sluggish so you have to go stage two, you spend hours researching what's needed and then weeks buying it all at super prices and then further hours looking through guides and triple checking you have everything needed to do the job. Once satisfied you place said car in your work shop and begin stripping things off and cutting parts off of your car and it's easy and then you begin to fit your new parts and it's going great and then you start on the fmic and in your work shop world war three begins, it's you vs your car, all of your weeks of shopping and preparation fly out of the window and you begin to develop two bold patches on each side of your head, your nails become none existent and you begin to curse so called professionals and ops of guides and what's needed lists, you turn off the radio and replace it with evil voices in your head, you attain six stitches from a sharp edge on your modified crash bumper, nothing fits and you relise the parts lists are no complete, weeks go by and finally you win the war, you open the workshop doors start the car and reverse out onto the road you proceed to drive off up the road and twelve feet later a Taliban road side bomb goes off along with the most difficult joint on your hoses, you trundle back to the workshop and spend hours sorting it all and your ready again. This time all is fine and you have done it, you go for a drive and nothing bad happens however your now old and tired and dirty and the satisfaction is none existent, you drive home to show the wife your fruit and discover she has left you for a forge mechanic, this happend at some stage in the past two months, hell even the dog left you so you can't even kick it. In short my guide for fmic installing is this, spend money on a big brand have it fitted for you and attain smiles per miles. I'm off to burn my car and buy a g-wizz and then I'm going to holiday in the new forest alone old and maimed still taking pills for the evil voices in my head.
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Fly-eye VS Lamin-X - what are people using?
Ender replied to SmithyVrs's topic in Skoda Octavia Mk I (1996-2004)
Nothing the octavia head lights have the worst performance of any car ever lol maybe night vision would be a better option -
bumper protectors question
Ender replied to Shadows Entity's topic in Skoda Octavia Mk I (1996-2004)
Front and rear are clip ons and sides are glue -
So what you been doing to your VRS lately?
Ender replied to Big Lee's topic in Skoda Octavia Mk I (1996-2004)
Fitted forge cai Cleaned throttle body Full service Polished to within an inch of its life Gathering pipe work for welly cooler -
Looks like an old French Citroen lol, smoked would be better IMO
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Whilst fitting my CAI today when I removed the passenger side head light to put the filter in I discovered what I thought May of been a catch can down behind the grill, I didn't pay to much attention to it and it had wiring going to it aswell, I'll get a photo tomorra if nobody knows from my description. I have ruled out car bomb lol
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On the starter motor their is a black plastic clip on the top with wires running over it, does this just pop off? I have to change mine and don't want to break it. Secondly does anybody know of a welly cooler pipe kit or a tuner that sells one, or is the only option to make your own. Thanks in advance
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Another green here
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Very nice mate.
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Ok, so I went to GSF and brought a coil pack, went home and popped the 1st one out and replaced perfect runs like a dream again. Thanks to all above for A diagnosing and B saving me pounds by telling me to do it myself..
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Cheers, the only reason I wanna drive it is to goto my garage and get it sorted
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nah its not a pipe been over it with a fine tooth comb, im just worried driving it will make it worse, i suspect a coil pack but can i drive it 5 miles to a my garage
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I thought so, i unplugged 1 at a time the three i could get at no differance, can i drive it to the garage? its 5 miles