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Evil Miyagi

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  1. Who is still here then? 👀

  2. I'm GREEN again...!!!!!!!

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    2. Tomote

      Tomote

      I'm still confused

    3. ChrisRs

      ChrisRs

      Freedom Membership is agreen 'Freedom' word in your 'Profile'

    4. Tomote

      Tomote

      Ooooooo ty :-)

  3. How many matches ban for Suarez then?

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    2. ChrisRs
    3. 2SkodaFamily

      2SkodaFamily

      Should have been 32 matches, one for each tooth!

    4. theezenutz

      theezenutz

      Who cares the sooner he moves to Madrid the better

  4. This weeks broker! Can I have a new one please? :/

  5. Need to win the lottery

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    2. Chan110

      Chan110

      U spent your last WIN already? ;-)

    3. Chan110

      Chan110

      U spent your last WIN already? ;-)

    4. Evil Miyagi
  6. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

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    2. Chan110

      Chan110

      I assume u only have access via BO then.

      Then u stuffed with the inflexibility of the BO front end :-(

      Unless u know the friendly DBA (cough)(cough) who can give u direct access ;-)

    3. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      I have TOAD but the only schema I have create access on I don't and can't have a remote DB link to the data I need... sucks big style... oh well, I'll just keep going with the massively complex code :D I like a challenge.

    4. Chan110

      Chan110

      Get the DBA to create an object for u that "is" the report!

  7. I'm starting to think this database hates me... All I want is a simple count its NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!! #ERROR, ok maybe it is :'(

    1. Chan110
    2. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      yes, select is not my friend... only its a "complicated" select lol

  8. Looking to sell my vRS... Anybody interested?

    1. Sparkly

      Sparkly

      Not allowed, you are the only vRS in the area that I spot. If it has a new route to drive on a morning I'll be lonely.

    2. vrsadz

      vrsadz

      what u thinking of gettin

    3. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      Found an A5 :) but just need rid of mine as I'm not purchasing from a dealer to part ex... Wonder if Preston_Motors are interested?

  9. Its alive; Its working; I need new tyres; Oh and my tracking appears to be shot...

  10. I absolutely give up!! Car is buggered again for the 4th time this week...

    1. Chris Coates

      Chris Coates

      It's time to swap it. Stop wasting your time and swap it for another VRS with the same spec and be done with it!

    2. grr666

      grr666

      Sack it miyagi.

      Any joy with that other thing we discussed ;)

    3. gadgetman

      gadgetman

      Can the finance company not sort this?

  11. I've moved house now so living in Rochdale rather than Baxenden... I'm still around though ;)

  12. Normally, Yes... But I've been in Preston tonight so think we've got a copycat amongst us lol

  13. I know Aimee :) but I haven't been to Helmshore for a few weeks now... must be another one around? some people just cant be unique round here :'(

  14. Well, the MK2 Fabia vRS stops really well when required... Silly driver was too close for my liking and my reaction of full road rage wasn't the best...

  15. ?Liverpool to Portsmouth, yeah, That chorus got the crowd screaming. Ooooh oh, ooooh oh! Ooooh oh, ooooh oh!?

  16. Wanna go home! Tis too cold

  17. Is spending the day fixing other people's **** ups... Oh well soon be weekend!

    1. Chris Coates

      Chris Coates

      That sounds EVER so familiar mate...

  18. **** mood, **** news always arrives when you're enjoying yourself :/

  19. 3rd cup of coffee since 9am... Why can't I wake up???

    1. Waplord

      Waplord

      Too much WSM at the weekend :)

  20. [#CHAT-03] You do not have access to our chat room. {YAWN}

  21. Still no chat room access, starting yo think I'm not wanted...

    1. Chris Coates

      Chris Coates

      I've just had it on good authority that it's accidental and you'll get on as soon as they can work out how to fix it lol

    2. carlos-666

      carlos-666

      ha,ha,ha,hows the motor doin ?

    3. carlos-666

      carlos-666

      ha,ha,ha,hows the motor doin ?

  22. I've been cut off in my prime... I want in the chat room!!!! :|

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    2. Neo_VR

      Neo_VR

      when some mod has fat fingers :D

    3. Chris Coates

      Chris Coates

      Just reminds me of that scene in the simpsons when homer puts on weight... "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now."

    4. Evil Miyagi
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