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  1. This is the second time I've had to obtain entry clearance to the USA, but this question on the application form still amuses me: "Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?"

    1. @Lee

      @Lee

      yes to all of the above, please send me to Guantanamo :D

  2. Misuse of the word "literally" drives me figuratively insane!

  3. Going to Las Vegas for work... again! Woohoo!

  4. I don't even like Come Dine with Me that much, but if I watch just 5 minutes of it, I can't tear myself away from it until I see which weirdo stereotype wins the

  5. Just installed my new SSD, it's fantastic!

  6. Writing a for sale advert for Skody makes me sad :(

  7. Thanks everyone for your birthday wishes, cards and gifts!

  8. Why are tents only made for midgets? I know I'm probably taller than average, but I don't class myself as exceptionally tall. All the tents I've looked at so far, if I lie down in them, my head touches one side and my feet are pressing against the other!

  9. Eighty-six thousand Ugandan dollars

  10. What a brilliant weekend: a fantastic night out in Sheffield, a meal out with great friends at The Bear, a lottery win and a trip out to the touring cars!

  11. Drip, drip, drop Little April.... er snow shower?

  12. Well, it's a brimful of Asha on the 45

  13. tell a jelaous chicken I don't know what the beef is

  14. FREE to anyone who wants them - old computers - various specifications, will probably need fiddling with to make them work or they could be used for parts. It's a long shot, I know - if nobody wants any of them, they are going to the tip in the morning.

  15. Clio is a rally monster! Who needs a tricked out Impreza when you've got 1.2 litres of pure mid-90s Renault power going through the front wheels?!

  16. Getting the late train home and the guard just said over the loudspeaker ?welcome aboard this Derwent Valley line service to Matlock, stopping at every hole-in-the-hedge and due into Matlock at 10:52?. Hole in the hedge? How dare he!

  17. loves one direction. And that direction is north west.

  18. has just discovered p?t?. How have I never tried this before? Probably because it looks like cat food, but it tastes delicious!

  19. ich mag den buttrigen biskuitboden

  20. has a cold top lip

  21. has got a license to kill and you know he's going straight for your heart

  22. has a ****-poor attempt at a moustache. I think a 'Magnum PI' by the end of November was ambitious...

    1. Chris Coates

      Chris Coates

      I've gone for the friendly mutton chop - coming along a treat! Hehe

  23. My name is Andrew and I am a Forza addict.

    1. ChrisRs

      ChrisRs

      Red, White or Rose?

  24. thinks it smells like Christmas tonight

    1. Grizzle

      Grizzle

      Wee spiced apple candle on lol?

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