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Jay VRS

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  1. Quite rightly the moderators have removed jokes about the passing of Whitney Houston from peoples status's due to them being deemed in bad taste..So if youve got any good George Michael ones youd better get them in while he is still with us...

    1. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      I'll start us off then shall I...

      Whats pink,6 inches long and has a very high probability of not getting sucked NEXT valentines day?

    2. kevberlin

      kevberlin

      A heart shaped lollipop?

  2. Off to 2 Technical Muay Thai in Stockport with George Adair and Unity Muay Thai... Good luck to everyone involved in the fighting today ...Been promised a good showing from George so I have packed my video camera..

  3. cataracts at 41 only I could get such a thing FFS ..Will be getting a bionic eye fitted in 3 weeks..ouch

  4. The man who doesnt drink is ****ed ??? How did that happen lol

  5. Loving the retardedness of the Kopite gob****es singing theres only one Louis Suarez...Do they not realise if there was numerous Suarez's they wouldnt be able to field a team due to them all being banned ..

    1. WaveyDaveyGravy

      WaveyDaveyGravy

      Yeah, cos you'd play 11 forwards wouldn't you

    2. AGENT 47

      AGENT 47

      what was the score ?

  6. I am sooooo tired I might nod off riding my bike home from work ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

  7. What a media prostitute Amanda Holden is ..I can just see her yesterday"How am I going to get the birth of my baby on the front page?? I know lets pretend I nearly died"..Pathetic

  8. Result!! The dogs learning ..4 mile run and I never tripped over him once ..There is an obedient woofer in there somewhere bless him lol

  9. Gail force winds,Snow and Hail freezing cold Its why I love going up the mountains in the Lake District ..Had a fabulous day not been this tired after a walk for yonks it was hard going trying to walk in the wind..Loved every minute of it though

  10. The weather looks quite bad up them mountains in the Lakes today ..Which is of course is good news as it means we should have it all to ourselves...Result!!

    1. ColinD

      ColinD

      I was going to head up to the lakes this weekend, hope you had a good day.

  11. Think I might just waterproof my walking gear once more for tomorrows trek in the Lake District..

  12. It was so cold this morning I saw one fox trying to jump start another!!

  13. I love this weather it keeps everybody indoors and as a results you dont have to exchange false pleasantries while out walking the dog..Bliss!!

  14. Bedtime me thinks, in for a long oily day tomorrow.

  15. The joys of high performance motoring..Engine has decided to shear 2 bolts on its mounts and rip the mounts to shreds and bent the bolts that are left holding it in,As a consequence it is now hanging out the car ..I dont think my enthusiastic driving style played any part in this catastrophic failure ..(honest)

    1. Jordysport

      Jordysport

      My S3's Just done exactly the same thing, engine mount is in a few pieces :P

    2. Tech1e

      Tech1e

      Engine or gearbox mounting? Cambelt been done and were the bolts replaced and torqued up?

    3. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      Its the dogbone mount thats sheared and the right engine mount thats bent its bolts ..I have put a powerflex bush and a hpa motorsport bush in the new dogbone and replace the engine mount Its stiffened the front end up but you can feel quite a bit of vibration in the cockpit at low revs...Good job I am constantly driving at warp factor 10 then isnt it lol

  16. Ah well last nights and tonights overtime cancelled due to lack of support in key areas ...So on with my thermals and waterproofs ... And off the the Lake District to climb some more mountains ..Happy days (like a pig in ****) :-)

  17. Diane Abbott is Robert Mugabe in a dress!

  18. Cannot believe the rubbish that was on the front page of yesterdays Evening Post .....Heinz workers angry at shut down..they must be different ones than I work with at Kitt Green cos they are all happy as Larry to be getting a week and a bit off during the kids holidays at easter ...Note to Wigan Evening Post change your source he isnt reliable he is just liable

  19. I wonder what percentage of Charlie Adams wages goes on bungs to Referees to avoid bookings? must be quite a large slice.

    1. Grizzle

      Grizzle

      He's scottish so probably a lot lol.

  20. Going to have a snooze for a couple of hours on the couch before I start work tonight..Got 11 night shifts on the bounce till my next night off ...and you thought they had abolished slavery!..I love it really

  21. Might watch a film with a cuppa ,take the dog out for an hour then early night ..I certainly dont get hyper excited just cos the last digit in the year is changing

  22. Snapped the dog bone mount on the gear box with my enthusiastic style of driving .lol

  23. Me and the dog have just walked to pets at home in Leigh along the canal nearly 10 miles there and back and guess what ..Its fookin shut today....

  24. Whats with all this merry christmas rubbish? Its been christmas since bloody October hasnt it?

  25. Watching "Nigella Bites xmas special" on Good Food Channel, theres a real danger I could end up ripping my own **** off... :-o

    1. Grizzle
    2. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      lol My rooster

      that should say

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