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  1. Would this work on a fabia, expensive though http://www.carsystems.pl/skoda-octavia-5e-rear-view-camera-with-guidance-line-wiring-harness,id1201.html
  2. It is the homeowner's responsibility to maintain the meter box at the property. Any repairs or replacements would need to be arranged by the homeowner. You can get further advice from the gas networks that cover your area.
  3. April 22, 2900 miles, no problems at all.
  4. A few years ago my dad passed away, and he left me his car, vauxhall Agila, I had not had a car for about 6 month prior to this and normally insured with the pru, which was around £250/300 a year, I got quoted £950! I never took the quoted price!
  5. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can 'ho ho ho'! What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky! Knock, knock Who's there? Arthur Arthur who? Arthur any mince pies left? What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Fang Syne Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it! How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley! What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet! What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments! Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles! Did Rudolph go to school? No. He was Elf-taught! Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks! What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle! What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? One that's deep pan, crisp and even! Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws! What does Santa do with fat elves? He sends them to an Elf Farm! What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet? 25. There’s "no EL"! What carol is heard in the desert? O camel ye faithful! What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas? Cross Mouse Cards! What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis! What's the most popular Christmas wine? 'I don't like Brussels sprouts!' What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you! Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters? They keep loosing their needles! What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells! What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? Mistle-toad! Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas? Noël Coward! What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum – you just can’t beat it! How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws! What did the stamp say to the Christmas card? Stick with me and we'll go places! Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer! What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show! What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker! Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital? Because he has private elf care! How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger! Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered!
  6. Bacardi Oakheart Spiced Rum, very nice @ £15 Lt :p
  7. Sorry I must correct myself, it does have a manual AC, whereas its either on on or off, so there is just small on/off button labeled AC
  8. Unfortunately I don't have AC/Climatronic on my SE, so can't try it out :no:
  9. Mine seem to take forever on my mk3 est diesel, I normally end up having to wipe the window with a shammy sponge
  10. We live in a block of 4 bungalows, at the end of a small cul de sac, the other 3 are occupied by 3 old ladies. when they have family come visit it can be a pain with the small cul de sac and parking. we all take in parcels etc for each other, and I always ask if I am going shop if they want me to pick anything up.
  11. 25 yrs for SWMBO and me, (we would have got married, but her ex won't give a divorce)
  12. This was my first car, couldnt find a video Sunbeam Rapier Fastback
  13. Oh so true, may have been my delivery today, only took 24 hrs to get to me :clap:
  14. My instruments panel lights as soon as I turn my side lights on and stays on with dipped headlights/ full beam <-- my car
  15. My first go at editing my new dashcam, (not sure how to post so the video shows here) This plonker thinks he can use my side of the road too :clap:
  16. Here's a picture where it is in my fabia estate SE ..
  17. sorry for delay heres another easy one
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