simon

There wouldn't be much point typing the lyrics as most of them would get the * treatment. The general jist of the ditty is the father christmas hasn't got young kevin the bicycle that he wanted for crimbo and he is most displeased about it!

Anyone heard that Kevin 'bloody' Wilson song about santa?

And the sex scandals of course He's frequently linked to Ho Ho Ho's by the media.

Add that to the fact little children have to sit on his knee. and he's probably borderline alcoholic too

TRUE! The person below me once streaked at a cricket match

That should just about cover it......... Sorry - couldn't resist

True (keep it under your hat though) The person below me has spent time 'inside'

NEW ROLLS 'REALLY MASSIVE' BMW's new Rolls-Royce, scheduled to go on sale on 1 January 2002 is "****in' huge", according to insiders. This is my fave headline

Its not the correct flight number and the passage from the quran aint right but those numbers do add up to 11 (although the number of people on each place is probably wrong too).

Is he going to be cleaning the seats as well?

Did I just read that rear leccy windows arent standard? For 18 grand!! That really is w@nk :thumbdwn:

I hope "pretty blonde passenger" saw the funny side!

Here are some more little tit-bits from the same article. They are beyond lunacy! COMPENSATION CULTURE Lorraine Capener, 53, a mortuary technician, received £15,000 from an employment tribunal in October after developing a morbid fear of death A soldier injured when he fell from an army lorry as he “windsurfed” on the tailgate received £75,000 from the MoD A Scots policeman won £2,000 after being bitten by his own dog; another got £5,000 for exposure to “excessive” noise while on motorcycle duty Karl Jones, a fraudster, was awarded nearly £248,000 in 2003 after suffering from erectile dysfunction when he slipped in a jail shower Marvin Pomfret received £75,000 in 2002 after blaming his violent criminal career on his attendance at a school for children with learning difficulties The mother of an unruly teenager who suffered from anxiety after he was expelled for taking a knife to school won £11,000 from Greenwich council

Here you go http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1905689,00.html

In my opinion ANY piece of clothing featuring ANY car manufacturers is distinctly naff and certainly shouldn't be worn in public. Its on a par with wearing a jacket with KENWOOD emblazened accross the back :thumbdwn: