theandywaite

can't believe I still feel rough this morning. Longest hangover ever, thanks to Anthony Chovie-George Brunner Park, David Boffey, The pudding monster (James Rowland), 'Greg and Gary' and the random Chinese guy!

Clio is a rally monster! Who needs a tricked out Impreza when you've got 1.2 litres of pure mid-90s Renault power going through the front wheels?!

doesn't enjoy your face

Drip, drip, drop Little April.... er snow shower?

DSG woo!

Eighty-six thousand Ugandan dollars

FREE to anyone who wants them - old computers - various specifications, will probably need fiddling with to make them work or they could be used for parts. It's a long shot, I know - if nobody wants any of them, they are going to the tip in the morning.

funny looking granny, don't smile at me that way

Getting the late train home and the guard just said over the loudspeaker ?welcome aboard this Derwent Valley line service to Matlock, stopping at every hole-in-the-hedge and due into Matlock at 10:52?. Hole in the hedge? How dare he!

Going to Las Vegas for work... again! Woohoo!

got stung by a wasp. Grrrr.

has a ****-poor attempt at a moustache. I think a 'Magnum PI' by the end of November was ambitious...

has a cold top lip

has arrived in Las Vegas, minus a show stand

has got a license to kill and you know he's going straight for your heart

has just discovered p?t?. How have I never tried this before? Probably because it looks like cat food, but it tastes delicious!

has just found out he is definately going to Las Vegas and staying in the Bellagio!

has reached a new low point in his career - sitting on plastic garden furniture in the office.

has treated himself to a Canon EOS 500D... now what to photograph?

I don't even like Come Dine with Me that much, but if I watch just 5 minutes of it, I can't tear myself away from it until I see which weirdo stereotype wins the

I don't know why, but the Matlock Mercury has just published a list of local toe-rags that have been prosecuted. This is my favorite one: Simon James Noblet, 31, Mettesford, Matlock, theft of facial scrub lotion and body spray from Superdrug, conditional discharge, 12 months, compensation ?7.20

I really wish I could just walk away from my XBox. I love it too much. Does anyone else have such issues?

ich mag den buttrigen biskuitboden

is about to go to bed for the last time in the Bellagio

is ashamed that he is listening to Justin Bieber of his own free will, and actually quite enjoying it.