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Finally sorted using the VAS 5052 system at work ! Only took 2 years..............................

Depends if you're friend is a **** buddy or not ! A friend in need is a pain in the @rse

Reserved one only to be phoned they were all sold out !

Rock Door, Ultimate http://www.rockdoor....ultimate-series

Ladies in Jodhpurs.........................................................

£35 ? The red range are crap. The black range are better

I have reserved one and will be picking it up lunch time tomorrow. Early Merry Christmas to me !

Halfords, purveyors of undesirable rubbish usually. My mate has one of their tool chests, very impressive. And right now, buy one and get another (cheaper) free. http://www.halfords.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/SearchCmd?catalogId=10151&storeId=10001&categoryId=165744&langId=-1&action=listrefine&scope=inl||partnumber||2||169774||169790&constraints=sor||Price||1&cm_re=StaticMains-_-STORAGE_-PROD

Tom Baker at his best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahysN2sIIw

Watch out for a little yellow engine symbol on the instrument panel.

So how many years has this eyesore been standing there Mr Tree-bus ? Maybe your neighbours were just trying to "help" you.

I always ask a tradesman etc for a quote. Then I ask how much would it cost if the labour part was paid in cash. I expect a discount of about the current rate of VAT. If it's immoral at least I will be in good company when I go to Hell, it will be one Hell of a Party. I will not tolerate MP's, Bank of England or Civil Servants lecturing me on morals. If I can reduce the amount of revenue spent/wasted on waging wars, supporting spongers or wasted on the ineffiecient running of the NHS etc I am happy,

What goes.......? (visual gag, so please bear with me) Place one index finger horizontally under your bottom lip, your other index finger horizontally above your upper lip. Pout. Squeeze togther and push-pull rapidly with the occassional open mouth gulp. A female hurdler !

Kathrine Jenkins & Susan Boyle mud wrestling..................................

I am dreading the opening ceremony. Actually, that is a lie, I can't wait, it will be more fun than Eurovision. I will be sat there in front of the TV with drinks and nibbles. I expect to see: London red double decker bus, possibly open top. Black Hackney Cab Chelsea pensioner Pearly Queen Nutter in Union Jack 3 piece suit Some Gays Ethnic dance troupe Cliff Richard Morris Dancers Womens Institute formation jam making team One G4S security guard 3000 Squaddies The Queen Mother (stuffed, mounted, motorised) A patch of dried out turf complete with pets corner Please feel free to add to the list. Bring it on