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Jay VRS

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  1. Bought myself a road bike, stage 2 of the get fit for wedding is go.

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      Jay VRS

      I got some 2nd hand wheels off ebay for my mtb and put thin slicks on them so when I use it on the road I just swap the wheels over

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  2. Quite rightly the moderators have removed jokes about the passing of Whitney Houston from peoples status's due to them being deemed in bad taste..So if youve got any good George Michael ones youd better get them in while he is still with us...

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      Jay VRS

      I'll start us off then shall I...

      Whats pink,6 inches long and has a very high probability of not getting sucked NEXT valentines day?

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  3. Just heard a kid throw a snowball and shout Avada Kedavra, genius (if lethal).

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      Jay VRS

      I have just had to google that, I had no idea what it meant..I thought it was a typo

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  4. The hunt is on for the "Knitting Needle Nutter" who has stabbed six people in the last 48 hours. Local police believe he could be following some kind of pattern.

    1. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      Ba dum tsssshhh ......lol

  5. The joys of high performance motoring..Engine has decided to shear 2 bolts on its mounts and rip the mounts to shreds and bent the bolts that are left holding it in,As a consequence it is now hanging out the car ..I dont think my enthusiastic driving style played any part in this catastrophic failure ..(honest)

    1. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      Its the dogbone mount thats sheared and the right engine mount thats bent its bolts ..I have put a powerflex bush and a hpa motorsport bush in the new dogbone and replace the engine mount Its stiffened the front end up but you can feel quite a bit of vibration in the cockpit at low revs...Good job I am constantly driving at warp factor 10 then isnt it lol

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  6. why does llandegla mtb course have to seem so damn uphill

    1. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      Erm because It would be a ftb (flatbike) course if it wasnt.

  7. Christmas or not, if the guy downstairs doesn't stop shouting and waking me back up I'm going to tear him a new arsehole.

    1. Jay VRS

      Jay VRS

      I bet its Santa kicking off cos hes had too much sherry

  8. Watching "Nigella Bites xmas special" on Good Food Channel, theres a real danger I could end up ripping my own **** off... :-o

  9. Feel like such a bahhhhh humbug atm :/

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      Jay VRS

      Fellow humbuggers I salute you ..roll on January

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  10. That's all the Xmas decorations up...Now the tree outside if it stops bloody raining!!

  11. And the award for the most boring alum of 2011 goes to Snow Patrol for "Fallen Empires"....I think it will also pick up the awards for..most unvaried,most spiritless, most drab,most monotonous most humdrum and definately for most platitudinous.

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      Jay VRS

      Missed a B in my haste to diss Snow Patrol ,,I did correct it on facebook lol

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  12. I completed the Yorkshire 3 peaks challenge successfully last June so I am now setting myself a new goal and will be attempting the national 3 Peaks challenge on the 1st/2nd July next year... Ben Nevis,Scaffell Pike and Snowdon 450 miles of driving 26 miles of Walking and 9700ft of climbing must be done in under 24 hrs can't wait I am getting giddy thinking about it...

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      Jay VRS

      I will be hoping to get to Scafell for around 3 in the morning I wouldnt want to disturb their beauty sleep

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