so badly, thats all just wanted to share

tell us how she makes you feel......

:yes: Tell me about you parents

Edited 12 May, 201016 yr by countryboyhaha

But it doesn't love you nor will it ever :'(

My car loves me back.

She let me stuff my junk in her trunk.

this is too easy........i am fighting to stop myself from being lewd

Kin ell , you lot need to get out more , its a car, if its turning you on then therapy may help , its probably treatable if caught early enough , and bodge you seemed normal last time i say you , okay bearded but relatively normal appart from that.

I actually saw a programme on sky a while ago about people who fell in love with inanimate objects including a woman who loved the Eiffle tower and a man who loved cars.

The guy who loved his car, met up with another man who also loved his car and lets just say they both enjoyed 'special time' with their own cars, however one morning the most screwed up guy (as if they are not both fecking mental) ended up 'spending the night' with the second guys car. Second guy looked miffed that his cars tailpipe had been abused by another man.........seriously i kid you not!

ps, they were American!

Nowt stranger than folk!

Very odd, it's just a lump of old iron.

LMAO at this thread! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

well as much as i enjoy driving my car , it just doesnt do it for me. shes a bit "weighty" for my tastes. and having just clocked 90k, shes been round the block a few times.

DONT LEAVE YOU COMPUTER SIGNED IN WHEN AT WORK.........

JON LOCK - YOUR A FOCUS ASBO EDITION DRIVING DOUCHE

Edited 12 May, 201016 yr by skodarew

i take it you mean the eiffel tower is a big lump of iron and not the car in question......

well the woman who was in love with the tower actually straddled a truss in the tower during the filming and how do you say it diplomatically........hmmm..........'rubbed/stradled it in an inappropriate fasion' claiming she was basically making love......... :p

Edited 12 May, 201016 yr by sweedish

lol, caught at work!

I Remeber that program , one of the guys showed a keen interest in the camera crews SUV and left his "efforts" on the wheel rim.

the funniest documentary ever

thats it, man that was some seriously screwed up guy wasnt it!!!

Lets just say it was an odd form of wheel cleaner he left

As much as i love my Octy VRS to bits and it is by far the best car i`ve ever owned closely followed by the fabia VRS i can honestly say that it doesn`t turn me on in any way and if it did i would be seriously worried lmao.

Phil

Kin ell , you lot need to get out more , its a car, if its turning you on then therapy may help , its probably treatable if caught early enough , and bodge you seemed normal last time i say you , okay bearded but relatively normal appart from that.

It's my beard of knowledge. I can store books in it!

I did actually find a tiny spider in it once! Tasty.

The gf does claim that I'd rather spend my time fiddling with the car than take her shopping. No comment.....

one of the guys showed a keen interest in the camera crews SUV and left his "efforts" on the wheel rim.

oh... my... god...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go&feature=related

Bahahahahahahahaha he bummed a Metro! Now that IS sad!