About my bloody car,yes it looks great when it's all clean and shiny and I've had a lot of people come up to me and say how good it looks but now I'm starting to notice various bits of damage :-(. The roof has various random scratches and a small dent and stone chip,the bonnet also has the same random scratches on one side and this morning I notice that the drivers door has a small dent and chip.

Might just start taking it to our Eastern European friends and take advantage of free dealer washes (maybe lol)

I know youre just kidding Mark

If I can help ...just let me know

Yeah might have to sort another visit out soon and I will bring my da with me

Good one

The Eastern Europe treatment is more likely to end up with you having some form of mental traumatic episode than solve your problems. To help establish this I recommend you visit Sainsbury's today and watch them 'clean' 6 cars. If any any stage you display symptoms of anger, sorrow, fear or amusement you're having an adverse reaction known as EECWS (East European Car Wash Syndrome) which can be treated with the aid of some CDRT (Car Detailing Retail Therapy).

Or

IIDCCRD

(If in doubt call Chris RS Detailing)

Or

IIDCCRD

(If in doubt call Chris RS Detailing)

You're advertising your services like Fubar and the calenders now.

Am I? :S

Link?