E-mailed my mate to tell him I'd got the Fabia vRS and got the following reply.

I found it quite funny! (I've censored it a bit)

Cor blimey mate!

I bet she dunt arf goo!

I'm glad that you are big enough to see past the percieved ignomony of

owning or driving a SKODA. As many people now realise they are in fact a

well engineered nicely designed and indeed an extremely affordable hot

hatch, and should be admired rather than slighted. It is a testement to the

management, the workers, the marketing people, VW, and everyone connected

with SKODA that they have come so far from the bad old days of comunism and

the papiamashet tosh that they used to turn out. Thankfully most of the

motoring public are not guided by a few bigoted motoring journalists that

continualy put down these excellent little cars.

However,................as they say, You F**K one pig and your forever known

as Fabia the PIG F**KER and with that in mind.... I WOULD'NT BE SEEN DEAD IN

ONE!!!!!

Toodlepip old bean!

Jon (M3's Rule)

It sure proves the old saying "any moron can buy a BMW"... where did he go to school?

i found that message quite amusing

The following has been posted before, but it should make a suitable reply for your mate!

The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn't slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road. I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway (the driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise). Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane. Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph. Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way. Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him, he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it (they're not free either, they're

Agh that blue on black is hurting my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

BMW's are great

Chris

Lol

Agh that blue on black is hurting my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!

Highlight the text and you get white on green:thumbup:

BMW's are great

Chris

Yes they are, the driver's on the other hand, well, that's another story...

The other day I was cruising along as usual in my BMW coming to one of my motorways which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I could not believe that the volume of of traffic didn't slow down for me at all as I came off the slip road. I had to squeeze into a small gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway (the driver of the car behind did realise his mistake though and gave me a long blast of his horn to apologise). Unbelievably I had to do the same again before I could get into the BMW lane. Anyway once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car not only in front of me but in the BMW lane but driving at a ridiculous 70mph. Naturally I got a foot or so off his rear bumper and flashed my head lights to remind him that he was in the BMW lane and to get out of my way. Of course once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me. He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out run him, he put on some blue lights that were hidden in his grille and urged me to pull onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we stopped the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants every one to know what a superior car I have so I had to take my licence to a police station to have some points put on it (they're not free either, they're

Quality! 'Nuff said.