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Evil Miyagi

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  1. To The Halifaxians: ECP have opened a new branch off Queens Rd

  2. Insurance renewed, ?615

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      ?560 for my Audi including some miles and business use...

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  3. I'm GREEN again...!!!!!!!

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      Yes, that was it...

      I've left the towels for you Chris

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  4. Just chilling. Reading Briskoda before I get the reg office and get married. priorities love.

  5. Right, that's the VRS on ebay...

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      Right, that's another VRS bid for on ebay...

      I've corrected that for you Boss :)

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  6. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      I have TOAD but the only schema I have create access on I don't and can't have a remote DB link to the data I need... sucks big style... oh well, I'll just keep going with the massively complex code :D I like a challenge.

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  7. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      nah we don't need a DW its just a ball ache using business objects as a front end and having a limit of 750 lines of code... I need a DW to do all my processing for me... makes my life much easier... Looping would be ace but BO can only cope with straight SQL :(

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  8. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      I definitely wouldn't be giving cooking lessons, Alan could well do though.

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  9. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      I'm just putting a complex report together... but I have to run specific code 13 times to give monthly positions (we don't have a DW)... unfortunately I got a line wrong :(

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  10. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

  11. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      Its like if you make a cake and forget to put flour in, its then awful, or if you use a higher water to ingredients ratio than you should, it takes longer to cook :)

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  12. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

  13. Turns out that if you add a table into a SELECT but down add the join, it gives you seriously impressive run times... or in my case, it just doesn't return... EVER!

  14. I'm starting to think this database hates me... All I want is a simple count its NOT THAT DIFFICULT!!! #ERROR, ok maybe it is :'(

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      yes, select is not my friend... only its a "complicated" select lol

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  15. Apparently going out for a Brazilian can also just mean a steak restaurant here!

  16. Am I allowed to say I don't like the Rapid Spaceback without someone having a go?

  17. Looking to sell my vRS... Anybody interested?

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      Found an A5 :) but just need rid of mine as I'm not purchasing from a dealer to part ex... Wonder if Preston_Motors are interested?

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  18. i wonder what vince the fox would say?

    1. Evil Miyagi

      Evil Miyagi

      F*** it, let's go to the pub

  19. [#CHAT-03] You do not have access to our chat room. {YAWN}

  20. I've been cut off in my prime... I want in the chat room!!!! :|

  21. I went out and bought FIFA the other day.It's great being the president of Qatar.

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