lesmond
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It is the homeowner's responsibility to maintain the meter box at the property. Any repairs or replacements would need to be arranged by the homeowner. You can get further advice from the gas networks that cover your area.
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April 22, 2900 miles, no problems at all.
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A few years ago my dad passed away, and he left me his car, vauxhall Agila, I had not had a car for about 6 month prior to this and normally insured with the pru, which was around £250/300 a year, I got quoted £950! I never took the quoted price!
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?Claustrophobia!What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?Freeze a jolly good fellowWhy does Santa have three gardens?So he can 'ho ho ho'!What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?Twerky!Knock, knockWho's there?ArthurArthur who?Arthur any mince pies left?What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?Auld Fang SyneWhy did Santa's helper see the doctor?Because he had a low "elf" esteem!What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?He got 25 days!What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?A Holly Davidson!What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?A Christmas Quacker!What is the best Christmas present in the world?A broken drum, you just can't beat it!How did Scrooge win the football game?The ghost of Christmas passed!Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?Santa JawsWho is Santa's favorite singer?Elf-is Presley!What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?The elf-abet!What did Santa say to the smoker?Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?Horn-aments!Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?They always drop their needles!Did Rudolph go to school?No. He was Elf-taught!Why did the turkey join the band?Because it had the drumsticks!What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite!What do snowmen wear on their heads?Ice caps!How do snowmen get around?They ride an icicle!What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?Freeze a jolly good fellow!How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?One that's deep pan, crisp and even!Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?A mince spy!What do you call a cat in the desert?Sandy Claws!What does Santa do with fat elves?He sends them to an Elf Farm!What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?It's Christmas, Eve!How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?25. There’s "no EL"!What carol is heard in the desert?O camel ye faithful!What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?Cross Mouse Cards!What athlete is warmest in winter?A long jumper!What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?Tinsilitis!What's the most popular Christmas wine?'I don't like Brussels sprouts!'What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?Nice gnawing you!Why are Christmas Trees like bad knitters?They keep loosing their needles!What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?Jingle Smells!What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?Mistle-toad!Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?Noël Coward!What is the best Christmas present in the world?A broken drum – you just can’t beat it!How do you know if Santa is really a werewolf?He has Santa claws!What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?Stick with me and we'll go places!Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?Because they were two deer!What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?The One Show!What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?He pulled a cracker!Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?Because he has private elf care!How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?They had a weigh in a manger!Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?Because their days are numbered!
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Bacardi Oakheart Spiced Rum, very nice @ £15 Lt :p
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If you set the temperature dial to max and the vent dial to windscreen, as soon as you switch the fan on, the aircon will come on automatically and the A/C button will be illuminated. The system assumes you need to demist the windscreen so sets the heating to the optimum setting in order to clear it as quickly as possible.
This is for the standard aircon, not sure about the climatronic version.
Thank you, I will that :clap:
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Sorry I must correct myself, it does have a manual AC, whereas its either on on or off, so there is just small on/off button labeled AC
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Unfortunately I don't have AC/Climatronic on my SE, so can't try it out :no:
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Mine seem to take forever on my mk3 est diesel, I normally end up having to wipe the window with a shammy sponge
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We live in a block of 4 bungalows, at the end of a small cul de sac, the other 3 are occupied by 3 old ladies. when they have family come visit it can be a pain with the small cul de sac and parking.
we all take in parcels etc for each other, and I always ask if I am going shop if they want me to pick anything up.
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25 yrs for SWMBO and me, (we would have got married, but her ex won't give a divorce)
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Where's the "Can of worms" smiley face?
This has all the hallmarks of a deal to avoid.
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This was my first car, couldnt find a video
Sunbeam Rapier Fastback
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How else are they meant to get to the world on time?
Oh so true, may have been my delivery today, only took 24 hrs to get to me :clap:
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Seems this parcel force van was in a bit of a rush
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In darkness too?
Yes when its dark too
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My instruments panel lights as soon as I turn my side lights on and stays on with dipped headlights/ full beam
<-- my car
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My first go at editing my new dashcam, (not sure how to post so the video shows here)
This plonker thinks he can use my side of the road too :clap:
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I was a little disappointed, but not too aggrieved that my SE is a 2015MY (built approx April 2015), therefore no Apple carplay - I have full functionality playing music from my iPhone, using the USB function anyway.
I do still have queries though - I can't find my SD card slot in the glovebox - does it definitely have one?! Also, can I use the USB to view pictures (I do have "Images" on the main menu, but it doesn't seem immediately compatible with the fairly standard JPG files on my iPhone)? If it turns out that I do have an SD card slot, am I more likely to be able to view images using that?
Thanks in advance, Nick.
Here's a picture where it is in my fabia estate SE ..
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Nissan 370Z?
Correct, That was too easy :clap:
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sorry for delay heres another easy one
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Hyundai Genesis AWD 3.8
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Dunlop on mine
Bolero rear view camera
in Skoda Fabia Mk III (2014-2021)
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Would this work on a fabia, expensive though http://www.carsystems.pl/skoda-octavia-5e-rear-view-camera-with-guidance-line-wiring-harness,id1201.html