Interests
Heavily aggravated and opinionated ranting, being displeased to find a cat in my freezer, whatever the hell my neighbours are up to at this hour, and generally being a Victor Meldrew. Not a fan of polish sherry or gardens full of gnomes.
Also garishly coloured Fabia's, aulder Vauxhalls that are 'tastefully' modified, Cheese and Onion McCoy's Crisps, things with "turbo" in the name, beige computers, also things that say 'Ghia', 'CDi', 'Elegance', or 'Eleganza' in their name, and music that's loud and "in yer face"... usually. Which - if you think about it - cancels out the "Victor Meldrew" thing a little bit.
Fishing and swimming interest me a tad too - but I didn't quite know where that fit here.