RobClubley

Email out of the blue: "Congratulations on earning your Windows Server

Got an anatomy lesson today from Mark's nearly 3 year old daughter. She was watching me change Libby and I said something to Libby about cleaning her bottom and was told "That's the vagina at the front, the bottom's at the back!". Well that's me told!!

Had a bit of a panic last night when the media player refused to play videos. Just turned itself off when you played anything. Finally fixed it by resetting to factory defaults which fortunately didn't clear the 850GB of stuff we have on there. Typically it's one month out of its warranty.

The people who bought our old cast iron bath collected it today.It's going to be set outside their yurt at a commune for ex criminals/drug addicts etc. 29 people live there and this is the first time there has been a bath!!Apparently they're building a deck to set it into and having an umbrella above in case it rains. Bathing al fresco with the sheep and cows, sounds good to me!

Melanie's car passed its WOF. 249,000km and counting...

Apparently I'm well-off.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17543356

Amy lee

I have never heard anyone make so much noise or have so much fun in Pak n Save as Elizabeth and me :-)

So proud of Libby saying "hat" but with a proper Yorkshire accent so neither the H or T are pronounced.

Tiling and grouting finished. Yes! :-)

Thanks for all of the birthday wishes everyone :)

25 again.They're not white hairs they're sun bleached.Yeah right :)

So I was in the queue at Muffin Break the other day and there were two women wittering away behind me. They were obviously from a place where personal space is less important as they were a bit too close for my liking.Anyway I accidentally let out a little fart. Oops.

Wardrobe malfunction!

Finished the entire ironing mountain last night this is no small feat! There was only just enough wardrobe space to squeeze it all in.

feeling sleepy. Had to get up at midnight, 1am and 2am to calm Libby, she just wouldn't settle. Some gripe water and reading several books eventually did the trick!Then the dog woke us up at 3am trying to dig through the bottom of her bed for some reason.Then Symantec called me at 5am to tell me they would be calling me after 9am. WTF?

Storm's brewing nicely. No power here!

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Where did the weekend go? Well I spent most of it sick. It's a bugger being sick on your own time!Now libby's sick so I'm off work looking after her. She's been through 4 bodysuits and 4 pairs of trousers in the last 14 hours due to nappy explosions. Nice!!

It's amazing how far 120ml of milk spreads when it has been inside a baby and out again. Nice way to wake up for the weekend!

It's a good thing toddlers are washable. Not machine washable though, remember that.

Dear planet, please refrain from any more Wellington earthquakes until I have finished my course on level 8 of an office block. Thanks.

It's snowing! It never snows in Wellington

Woot, my new exhaust has got as far as Seoul

excited about getting my new exhaust and getting the car back on the road