Bodie

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner,Batman?"

I asked the same question a while back http://briskoda.net/forums/topic/175001-lpg/page__p__2113622entry2113622

£5.00 posted for the Capri?

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my wife. "Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. (I think she actually said this sarcastically!) "No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" "Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed. "Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (Again with the sarcasm!) By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it. "Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience," I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth." "Oh, gross!" they shrieked. We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.... "We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified. "Do something, Dad!" my son urged. "Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results. "Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?) "Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged. The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass. "What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically. "Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?" I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside. "Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked. "Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. .... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . .. masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back." He blushed, glancing at my wife.. We were silent, absorbing this. "So, Ernie's just, just . . . excited," my wife offered. "Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood. More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly. Tears were now running down her face. "It's just ... that ...I'm picturing you pulling on its .. . . its. . teeny little . . "She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more. "That's enough," I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay. "I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, Dad," he told me. "Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter. Two lizards: $140. One cage: $50. Trip to the vet: $30. Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie: Priceless! Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards lay eggs!

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there are two types original one in mine wouldnt open then looked at the one in the box which the armrest came in and there was one in there which was slighlty different??????

dont forget the rear cupholder (or is ashtray???) behind the arm rest will need to be changed as well if genuine arm reast fitted as it will jam on the bottom bit of the upright of the armrest.

Not sure what to do I love my Octavia vRS but the price of fuel and the not so good MPG im having to put my sensible head on. Its either find a diesel motor (dont fancy an Octavia diesel as it would make me miss my baby to much) so would be looking at a Superb. Or Do I look at a LPG conversion? so is there anyone out there running LPG in a 1.8t? Whats it like, is there a noticable difference? did your RFL decrease due to emmisions . One thing that is putting me off is the LPG filler thingy slapped into the side of the motor. So what do you knowledgable peeps think? Cheers Bodie

SOLD

as do you

I have some piccys in Here for one I repaired and tried to sell

Selling my Boost gauge which comes with dashpod mounting as seen in pictures, and comes with green bulb and all fittings. I bought this a while back for my Octavia vRS MKI I had planned to fit it this weekend but after 5 minutes just undoing the lower trim in my car my shoulder gave way so I have given up so the boost guage is for sale. The Price is SOLD if it dosnt sell for this then it will either be ebayed or put away till next year and will try fitting again Cheers

Hello Briskodians. I have had a boost guage sitting in my workshop for a couple of months awaiting fitment it has been put off a fair few times due to car not behaving but think I have got this sussed finally, so its time for the boost guage so thought I would ask you how you did it. I dont think I have any concerns on how to fit boost guage or how to wire up the lighting (thanks to somebodys website on here ) The thing that has got me thinking is how did you all get the pipe from under bonnet to the in car guage? Im mounting the guage onto of the steering column. Now im not been lazy but due to a shoulder injury awaiting an op I really would like to be able to get an idea where to get the pipe in the car and with any luck crawl around under the dash once maybe twice and get the job sorted anymore than that then I will need somebody on standby to drag me out of the car when the shoulder says its had enough lol Pictures would be great if anyone has any they would like to share Cheers

colour, condition, location and any chance of piccys

Hi Kev cheers for the offer but I think I sorted it LOL 30 seconds fiddling and it has appeared to work just need to record something useful or naughty

OK got one of these a while back http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/New-Mini-DV-Pocket-Video-Camera-DVR-Camcorder-Cam-MD80-/220624577783?pt=UK_AudioTVElectronics_Video_Camcorders had a little play with at the time but couldnt work out how to get time/date set right so I didnt worry about it (spends most of its time cacked in mud n carp from falling off my bike lol ). Now my stupity is starting to annoy me as I cant work out how to do it I have looked at it and have read the manual thats on the disc and I just dont understand. Does anyone have one of these that can put a simple guide on how to do it?????

lets hope next meet is on one of my weekends off lol

some golf door handles fit just dependant on colour, cant remember what model golf I got ours from for the Fabia. Maybe a trip to the scrappy would work. Also MKI octavia ones fit.

FIA havnt got involved yet have they? Thought fine was imposed by race stewards???????????? FIA goint to do anything aint there man in charge ex ferrari boss Jean Todt?

just got my fingers crossed that its the ecu

ecu is going off this morning £40 diog time if fault found its going to be about £180 all in repaired. If that dont cure it cars a gona fingerts crossed as I have enjoyed her for the 6ish years i've had her

thanks fitted new coolant tempreture sender about 3 weeks ago

hi Shark_90 but looking at your location your a little to far out for me as it played up twice on a 10 mile journey this evening when I collected it. ECU is out and getting to get sent out to ecu doctor to see what they can do. Thanks for your offer though

Hi Shark_90 there have been no warning lights car runs like a dream its just this starting problem if its cloudy, cool, wet and even earm its fine its when the sun is strong and the car has been driving around in it or parked up it just dosnt want to start, sometimes it will catch after 30 minutes or so but most it just doesnt want to play marbles. Think Is I have already spent over £200 on diognatic time with the local stealers if I then get another ecu (new or ebused) its back to them for coding everything in yet more money for them, thats why I did a search on ECU repairs. But im open to all suggestions as im supposed to be going away next friday on holiday and cant risk pulling up at a services area for fuel for both the car n me and then it not starting.

OK MKI vRS been having issues with starting car when its been sitting in direct sunlight, so car has been at dealers since monday get a call today saying they have traced the problem to the ECU :'( now there saying its a bad earth within the ecu and they can supply a new one for a small amount of money £900+ vat + fitting needless to say I have declined there kind offer. Does this fault sound like it could be causing my problems? OK another question for ya anyone heard of ECU doctor? http://www.the-ecu-doctor.co.uk/ need to get it sorted as im away from next friday anyone got any other suggestions? Thanks in advance.