Lady Elanore

I see the cruets are discussing your burgers and asking where the toppings are

I don't think the gag works with 'Supertouch nitrile' or 'Polyco taskmaster' gloves being planted

Your cruets, particularly the black one, look sad that you are going (I speak fluent cruet btw)

No, that actually was the joke 100% intended

That was the joke Doh!

I would like to add Argyhlle (Apple - free to stream if you have subscription) to this list. It's ridiculous. It started off well (Sam Rockwell is so watchable in anything he does), but then descends into utter nonsense (rather than the 'fun' nonsense that movies like the Meg 2 engender) and beyond. The 'ice-skating' in black crude oil scene, that means the protagonist can slide endless though it and not have a drop on herself, is just carelessness. I hope it is carelessness, or penny-pinching, as if it is deliberate then I feel insulted that the director thinks nobody cares. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid and then a bit more stupid. It's like somebody refined all that is worst about current Marvel movies and when distilled to '100% naff' they asked ChatGPT to write a script based on it and then shot that movie. 2/10

I subscribe to a similar method. The main trouble I have is after making the mashed potato (baked potatoes, parsley and lurpak ) I find I start to eat the mash n its own. I could probably eat a plateful, meaning I'd have a dish of mince left over

I am nom nom'd out

Spring is here

Baking potatoes (Vivaldi) in the oven, pre frozen cottage pie mix (with quite a bit of red wine in it if I recall correctly-or was it me that had the red wine in her?). Cheese grated in prep for topping and hopefully in about 90 minutes I should have a Cumberland pie to last me 2 days (or one day and a late supper )

I think you need to post that in the "what's annoyed you" thread

In squirrel terms, is that like the bloke that lost his hard drive with all his cryptocurrency on it?

Apparently, part of the defence system prioritises, based on where the missiles will strike. If they are going to miss any populous areas, they can choose to let them land and explode. I guess it saves on defence weapons.

It's around 3 hours of your life you won't get back (some of the ship does look glorious, though)

I'm having a 'low' food day. I had crumpets for brunch and Heinz Tomtom soup, with Hovis brown bread and thinly sliced ham, sandwiches for tea.

Ooh, bonus points, for not only having two cruets in shot, but what looks like a full Chicken Kev that hasn't lost all its butter

The phone operator knew what was coming and the cashier didn't even look up as it was staged. All imho of course

If you watch the movie 'Titanic' in reverse, it's a film about a bunch of zombies that come back from the dead, repair a ship and travel to Southampton to play poker.

I'm thinking of doing this with a debit card in M&S now. Great idea People of the North West are such shining beacons of hope...