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Driving into london today my glow plug light started flashing.

No worries i thought phone my local skoda dealer. "book it in" came the reply.

How much said i "

P.S DGW no comments about long time no hear please.
:sofahide: Would it be OK to ask if you have let Skoda Customer Service know about the faulty new part?

There's the problem. They keep a stock of special switches for people that won't tell them their mileage. ;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hmmmm :D

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Skoda customer services.

talk about service

crap

crap

and more crap

i wouldnt trust them to organise a free skoda to a worthy cause.

previous experiance has taught me they are minions reading from a phrase book.

last conversation went like this..

I need my skoda serviced can you advise the nearest service centre

"certainly sir,,,,,long pause,,,,,(OBVIOUSLY WAITING FOR COMPUTER TO CATCH UP,,,,,can i have the car reg?"

Yes G***F

"what kind of skoda is it sir"

an orangy coloured one i say ( I CAN FEEL THE FUN FACTOR CREAPING IN)

" is it automatic?"

no i have to drive it (SLIGHT S****** BY NOW)

" whats your postcode"

Laugh

" why are you laughing sir?"

have you really typed what i said into your computer?

" yes sir"

i think ill jump now

"sorry?"

never mind ill work it out for myself

"work out what sir?"

whether to jump or be pushed!! ( i couldnt resist it any more)

" can i have your postcode please?"

Okay L*5 **Q

"im sorry sir the nearest service centre to you is now 0.8 miles away."

why are you sorry i don't mind travelling (sarcasim crept in)

"well it is a long way away"

Well perhaps you should get some dealers closer (witty grin- she must have read 80 not 0.8)

"we are doing our best to ensure all Skoda cars are serviced by a dealer very close to there owners home or work, we endevour to colate all information and ensure that our clients are well serviced both prior to and after purchase"

I fell about laughing she hung up and I JUMPED

That was the last conversation i had with them and yes it is true.

Never again i couldnt handle it....

ppppps i did get quoted

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