Why is there never a police car around when you need one?

[Glen Mansbridge]

I spotted this earlier today, driving through Sudbury, Suffolk:

 

If you look closely, you will see large nails sticking out of the wooden post.  Needless to say everyone in the left hand lane was giving this car a wide berth!

[Aspman]

Phone 101 if you've hands free.

 

I had to do that last year for an erratic driver. Got a surprise just how switched on and organised the police can be. 

[@Lee]

58 minutes ago, Aspman said:

Phone 101 if you've hands free.

 

I had to do that last year for an erratic driver. Got a surprise just how switched on and organised Police Scotland can be. 

FTFY

[Ootohere]

http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-38160379 

Yes Police Scotland had to get a bit more switched on to reports from the public on traffic incidents and accidents after various cases of allowing people to die at the scene of accidents or lay dead for too long after traffic accidents where they never bothered responding with any urgency.

Edited 28 May, 2017 by Awayoffski

[Brian69]

Obviously an interloper from Norfolk. 

[penguin17]

They must have been some big f'ing zombies!