Any chance you could get me a skirting ladder?' date=' or pop over the road for a long weight?

I really pity that poor apprentice boy I had all those years ago!![/quote']

I need some tartan paint! Hop to it!

hahahaha!!! :rofl: yep, on a bad day I'd be likely to fall for one of those :(

And in what context do I use the words flange sproket and giggle pin?

When looking at prospective purchasers trade-ins practice tutting, shaking head, sucking in air through teeth, saying 'oh dear' in a sad voice, and looking at them with pity usually helps to keep your day free from annoying customers !!

We only do that to customers clutching their parker's guide to tell us how much the car should be worth. We explain to them that the parker's guide exsist to sell itself, and not cars. Tell them with the amount of things wrong with the car (this is where you suck air in teeth and say 'oh dear'. Be particular about the body work, like they have been ragging the car no end.

Saying that, we had a skoda felicia valued at

Don't forget that grungefuttock buried deep down in the engine bay - and also be very careful when pronouncing that component.

I will insure to use the term 'shooting break' in the next week at work

You will be bang up to date - Audi have a Shooting Brake concept car here

Ask someone when they last checked their Flux Capacitor

'Overdrive' Is in fact a commendable song composed by the mighty Foo Fighters. I have included the lyrics FYI

Foo Fighters - Overdrive Lyrics

Coming down I'm coming round

this time I think I'm waking up

Give me loud to drown it out

before the world starts breaking up

You change and then you change again

Turning like a wheel inside your head

Yours and mine and left and right

there's still two sides to everyone

You and I get on with life

and pray we'll find a better one

You change and then you change again

Turning like a wheel inside your head

Overdrive we're going life or death

Overdrive we're going life or death

Overdrive we're going life or death

Two strangers on the mend

Hurry now we're getting out

this time there's nothing stopping us

Leave behind this vacant town

tonight and let it turn to rust

You change and then you change again

Turning like a wheel inside your head

Overdrive we're going life or death

Overdrive we're going life or death

Overdrive we're going life or death

Two strangers, no relation, on the mend

Coming down I'm coming round

this time I think I'm waking up

Give me loud to drown it out

before the world starts breaking up

You change and then you change again

Turning like a wheel inside your head

Overdrive we're going life or death

Overdrive we're going life or death

Overdrive we're going life or death

Two strangers, no relation, on the mend

Don't forget that grungefuttock buried deep down in the engine bay - and also be very careful when pronouncing that component.

Does the grungefuttock really exist?

I will look on vlad's service history to see if his has ever needed replacing

Does the grungefuttock really exist?

I will look on vlad's service history to see if his has ever needed replacing

It's a kind of snibbet

It's a kind of snibbet

I am sure my mechanic said vlad's snibbet would need replacing before he passes him MOT next.

Nope, thought it was an American term and especially from someone so young

are u sure u were not born on 08 12 1960 instead of 08 12 1986? u sound as if ur gettin the hang of this sales pitch. big & strange words 2 confuse the punters. a well thats 2 of us up on that birthday date. :confused:

What I meant if I said overdrive. Today we had a small car for part exchange and I asked 'Does it have an overdrive' (meaning 5th gear)

I got all these funny looks from people. Some knowing what I meant.

Was I not using the term correctly?

Did you ask if the car has a bidet, full ticket and whoopie cushions too