Not so much a Nebie, just an old man returning home!

"RUN FOR THE HILLS! STAN'S BACK!"

I'm only back because another Skoda Octavia has joined my fleet of decrepit worn-out, saved from the scrapyard, "cars".

There's only nine, yes 9, cars in the fleet, but I'd always promised myself an Octavia L&K before I met the humororous lady also known as God! My gawd she's got a wicked sense of humour! You want proof? You should see me naked!

I get the best job in the World, nuf said, "Evening all!", and then get struck down with injuries and illness, and end up retired *very* early in my life. Ho-hum!

So, what would you do in that situation? Sit around, crying while cuddling a bottle of vodka awaiting the inevitable, or take life by the scruff of the neck and give it a good shake and fight harder? And if you've ever seen someoe in a wheelchair trying to work on cars you'll understand why the neighbours call me the Village Idiot!

It's looking nice in here now, but where's the bar and the jukebox gone?

Right! I can't spend all day posting to you lot, I've got some cars to sort out!

Nice to be back though, hope you have all avoided the virus?

But more importantly, I hope you still all have Skodas? Or else.....! Hahaha!

Cheers me dears,

Stan aka The Village Idiot!