Whilst on lunch (30 mins ago) I drove to the same corner shop as usual. As it

No! But at the image of someone hocking a loogy onto my bonnet. I'd pi55 myself laughing at the sheer ridiculous nature of the situation. Would probably have to make the loogy hocker suck on my exhaust for a bit though.

do you drive a 4x4? EDIT: just read you have a fabia VRS, would expect it for a range rover driver

No! But at the image of someone hocking a loogy onto my bonnet. I'd pi55 myself laughing at the sheer ridiculous nature of the situation. Would probably have to make the loogy hocker suck on my exhaust for a bit though.

That's a whole new phrase in the English language there, Jason. A "loogy hocker" fantastic......

Phil

PS the hippy in question should be made to breathe diesel fumes for the day. I'll tie him to the back of my car, head down, if you like.....

He clearly:

i) Hasn't passed his driving test

ii) Only drives a Vauxhall Nova Life with a big-bore exhaust

iii) Doesn't appreciate the finer points of a vRS

iv) Hasn't reached p*uberty

Or none of the above

I had it in my taxi once, drove past a local grungers pub and one of the anorexic (can blokes be anorexic?) little sixteen year old unwashed idiots spat on my car, I stopped and made him wipe it off with his face after a short argument.

When I got back in the car the old dear in the back said 'I'm glad you did that, it's about time someone stood up to these little c*nts'!!

I think I was more shocked by the old dears language than anything else!

"When I got back in the car the old dear in the back said 'I'm glad you did that, it's about time someone stood up to these little c*nts'!!" LMAO

yeah i dont think he was expecting me to get out! even worse though i got blood on my shirt!

Dont blame you mate,

I would of done the same!!

blood? did you tw@the little ****?

good on ya!!

You should of used the little fukcer as a speed hump.

"blood? did you tw@the little ****?"

no i wouldnt dream of doing that

he ran into my fist