Tuesday Joke

[piv34uk]

The Handywoman

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money,

decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"

and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

neighborhood. She went to the front door of the

first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd

jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my

porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about £50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and

everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said

to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch

goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm

starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes

we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door

to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left

over, so I gave it two coats."

>Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for

the £50.00 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a

Porch, it's a Lexus

Phil:D

[vrs jamez27]

Made me cringe ... but

[Snoopie]

*Groan* LOL

[FOZ1]

An oldie, but a goodie:rofl:

Like me. :D :D

[MissKia]

Hehehe...oh dear