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Hoo Fliipin Ray...a change of breakfast show presenter at "Planet Rock"..

How come no one in "Coronation Street" wears a fleece...??

How is it possible that diesel at one Tesco is 9p/l less than a Tesco an hour away...? Have they got a cheaper supplier ? NO they flippin well haven't; we are just being ripped off !!

How is it that my elderly neighbour looks ok driving his new 1 series cabriolet in a baseball cap but I look a complete and utter tool wearing one in the Fabia......?

How long before a 90's Rover 600 is a collectable classic....? just spotted one in a very overgrown garden. I just know in a few decades time it will be worth a fortune.....or maybe not.

I estimate about half of Britains now use a walking stick. This apparent rampant lameness surely needs addressing promptly ..?

I think the Suzuki SX4 S-Cross is a possible Yeti alternative...but boy does it look like the designers completely forgot about the front end until it was rolling down the production line..!

I wish the Daily Express would stop doing hysterical "Worse weather EVER..!" stories..It's Britain it's winter it's going to get flippin cold and we might get some snow..get over it & do some journalism willya..?

I've seen 4 Nissan Cubes in as many days....is someone giving them away.....?

If you are going to venture into the great outdoors for the 1st time please try NOT to get everything matching from Milletts.....there are only so many shades of beige one person should be allowed to wear.....

In todays "tyre kicker & new car showroom lurker report"....I can confirm to any interested parties that the new Suzuki Baleno is a nice shape and relatively roomy but a bit doo doo inside..my money would be on a Fabia.

Is anyone else going cross eyed from this new driving style..?...you know ... one eye on the road ahead and the other looking right in front of you for the friggin' enormous pot holes that the council can't be bothered to repair....EVER !..

Is anyone else starting to get the feeling that the "Doomsday Preppers" may not be as bonkers as 1st thought....??

Is the washing powder ad with the lad & his Punto & his dreadful Dad the worse thing to ever grace our screens....! Oh but it has got added sprinkles....

Is there any possibility that the Fabia mk 3 that we get to see in the showroom will have any likeness to the ones in the brochure/website...?

It has certainly gone very quiet over in the "Skoda Retailers" section....have you all got your quotas in then.....?

It is the angle of dangle that does it every time...!

It seems that just about every other driver wants to go at least 10 mph faster than I do irrespective of road & weather conditions, may be time to hang up the string backed driving gloves.

It seems that just about everyone on the road wants to go faster than me regardless of the conditions. Might just be time to hang up the string backed driving gloves.

Just been observing a "Community Payback" team clearing an icy footpath at the local Country Park. 12 blokes managed to do 30 yds, they then had a fag brake, got into 2 minibuses and went off home. There is no doubt this scheme is a major deterrent....!

Just been to my local dealer who have about 12 Octy vRS's in their compound....anybody still waiting...?

Just finished clambering all over the new MG GS SUV at the local dealers...I have to say for the money it don't look half bad.

Just for us couch potatoes today......an afternoon of live motor racing from Mallory on Motors TV UK from 1pm.

Just had a can of pop containing 41.3g of sugar !! That is 46% of an adults GDA. Not sure if there are any side effects of so much sweet stuff in one go.? will let you know when I come down from the ceiling ! Memo to self: read the bloomin' label before buying/drinking !

Just had a pleasant dealer experience. A minor warranty job, friendly helpful staff, clean waiting area, free coffee & the car washed too. Why is this such a surprise though....?