Rustynuts

The most beautiful souls are often the most broken.

There are people in your life who've come and gone, they let you down and hurt your pride. Better put it all behind you, life goes on, you keep carrying that anger, it'll eat you up inside.

Damn you, Don Henley. Why do you write songs which cut to the bone.

Just had a quick poke around on Twitter. Spent about 5 minutes reinforcing my belief that it's a complete waste of time.

That time when you start to realise that your wife is going to leave you...

It's amazing to find that when I look in the Roadside Hotel and read any given topic, that nearly all the posts are from people on my "Ignore" list.

It's been some months since anyone volunteered to be on my ignore list, but today it's happened.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die...

VOSA and Vag Com are no longer in existence. What you really mean is DVSA and VCDS. Simples innit.

"Hey Google... F**K Off!"

"I'm sorry, I don't know how to help with that. You can try sending feedback?"

"Hey Google... Send feedback!"

"Sure. What would you like to improve?"

"F**K Off!"

"Thanks. I'll send that to my inventors."

I just said Dennis Wise is a little **** Head and it got changed to kittens.

Dennis Wise is a little kittens.

I just had a wild thought and checked out some posts from a guy who's on my ignore list. Still talking *******s by the look of things.

Thought I'd found my next car, but the seller happily told me it'd been in to Skoda and had the emissions fix.

Guess I'll keep looking then.

The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handle...

Started watching England vs Slovakia. Gave up as we're ****e...

Being a big mouth doesn't mean you're right, just means you're a big mouth.

It's nice having a daughter who can count. Apparently her phone only has 24 months warranty, and she thought it was 2 years...

Note to self. Next time I need to send something important and expensive, Don't Use Hermes / PostNL. Said important and expensive parcel has been going backwards and forwards between two depots now for 10 days...

Fun & laughs in the supermarket, the wife looking on a bag of sugar, saying "I wonder if it has any added artificial sweeteners in it?"

Boiler's buggered.

Time for another one. It's getting busy in there...

Thanks Dave.

“A man's not dead while his name is still spoken”

Bargain. Absolute Bargain of the century.

New wheels for mi motor innit...