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TFTD Friday: Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. - Wilson Mizner

 

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TFTD Thursday: Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

 

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TFTD Wednesday: Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

 

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And whilst we're on a (sorta) Texas theme ...

 

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Well hi y'all ...

 

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11 hours ago, @Lee said:

 

 

"Investors have withdrawn £85.2bn from 10 water and sewage firms in England and Wales since the industry was privatised more than 30 years ago, analysis by the University of Greenwich suggests. " - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw4478wnjdpo

[Weather]

2 hours ago, Ootohere said:

 

Darth does da beach

 

[Skoda Octavia Mk 2 front driver's side wheel arch trim part number]

Item #2 on the parts catalogue page HERE.

 

There used to be loads of pattern versions on fleabay (I bought one a couple of years back) but not much turning up under the part number today.  Try 'Octavia 2011 wheel arch liner' and also take a look at skoda-parts.com and search on the description an part number.

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TFTD Monday: We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give - Winston Churchill

 

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TV addiction ...

 

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Gardening tip for the upcoming holiday when you can spend time with your family ...

 

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TFTD Sunday: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone - Dorothy Parker

 

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TFTD Saturday: Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.- Isaac Asimov

 

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Spawn of the Devil?

 

[New Member from The Wirral]

Welcome Steve.  I'll be letting my mate know as he used to have a Felicia and also loved it.

 

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TFTD Friday (with our politicians in mind): Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm - Winston Churchill

 

[What annoyed you today?]

So today's annoying lesson to be learned is: don't use the top oven to keep your Chinese takeaway warm whilst you feed the dog.  The top oven's just a glorified grill with a thermostat so when you put your beef curry and fried rice containers in this happens ...

 

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TFTD Thursday: Illegitimi non carborundum - don't let the ba5tards grind you down - British army intelligence (WW2)

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegitimi_non_carborundum

 

Note: now properly attributed thanks to @Paws4Thot and @Winston_Woof

 

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Dreaming about survival ...

 

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TFTD Wednesday: There's a new GPS for Seniors; not only does it tell you how to get to your destination, it also tells you why you wanted to go there.

[What annoyed you today?]

53 minutes ago, skomaz said:

Apologies - Rant over!

It's a good day for a rant

 

[What annoyed you today?]

2 hours ago, Gaz said:

Next time I’m going to try to remember the charger for my scooter

Don't ask me why I have more than one charger for my phone ...

[What annoyed you today?]

10 minutes ago, Graham Butcher said:

Chatting on her phone by any chance?

I don't believe so.

 

[What annoyed you today?]

2 minutes ago, Graham Butcher said:

Thing is, was the accident her fault?

Yes.  Too close in moving queue and failed to stop when the Lexus in front did.  It's unfortunately a repeating pattern ,,,

 

[What annoyed you today?]

'er indoors; she not hurt but second bump in 8 months; too close/not paying attention.  Colour me royally pi55ed off!