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My octavia like's gardening....

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Just discovered a small plant sprouting from the inside of the front wheel arch liner.........

I picked at it, and the shoots came off, but the main bit stayed put.

Can someone with no mechanical ability and fingers like a plate of sausages get behind that part of the liner and root out the little swine before i have a tree through my air vents?

Alternatively you need someone with a small Torx screwdriver to undo a few fasteners around the edge of the liner to allow 'normal' hands to get at the offending vegetation. It's easy to do.

Have you been using bio fuel?

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Didn't realise they did that for petrol fueled 2.0's like mine....

Just appears to be a rogue seed that's just got flicked up into one of the water run off channels or something...

Torx screwdrivers..excellent idea.the boss is off next week which mean his whole set will be available.

Ta for that idea.

So does this make Javaman the official Briskoda green motoring expert?

You must find............A SHRUBBERY!!! (Nee!)

Ey, get the spuds growing in there too and you could become a mobile chippy!!!! :D

Had a horrid Cadillac back in the 80's that I used for weddings,and that had mushrooms growing out of the door rubbers..that is gospel :P

Had to pluck them off before the brides got in.

Very tasty...the mushrooms that is! :D

colin

Did you feel okay after eating them?

I once grew penecillin on my car seats aided by a pint of spilt milk.

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we are no longer the Knight who say NI!!!!!!........ :rofl:

Green motoring expert.....I'm the veritable Alan titchmarsh of Briskoda I am....

"One World..One People....One Massive Slab of Concrete", that's my motto.... ;)

Perhaps there are hidden parts that are biodegradable in the wheel arches.

No, never tried them. Doing enough hallucinating from the fffer lippin fumes from that american heap of dog doo doo!!

Spilt milk in a car can write it off. That is probably the worst thing to spill,or an infestation of mice praps.

Creosote goes down a treat too. Saw a pub landlords astra getting written off by that little gem,just cus he banned a thug who then came back for his revenge.

Oh yeah and I've seen a few aftermaths of 'playing away' dealt with by angry SWMBO's too. Not nice waggling the tail of an angry moose :eek:

colin

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Oh yeah and I've seen a few aftermaths of 'playing away' dealt with by angry SWMBO's too. Not nice waggling the tail of an angry moose :eek:

colin

Not quite sure that's a nice thing to call any woman, let alone SWMBO...

:rofl:

Grandad has Coca Cola thrown over his (original style) Vauxhall Cavaliar. It stripped the paint from it like a good 'un........

Oh yeah and I've seen a few aftermaths of 'playing away' dealt with by angry SWMBO's too. Not nice waggling the tail of an angry moose :eek:

colin

Tell me about it - I did think the 'This is brake fluid' written in permanent marker across my bonnet was a bit too much when mine got 'done'.

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