13 greatest error messages of all time

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24 September, 200817 yr

As stolen from /. lol

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No suprises whats at number 1

24 September, 200817 yr

Loved reading that

24 September, 200817 yr

Must admit that I like "keyboard not present - press F1 to continue" :(:(

24 September, 200817 yr

Keyboard failure - classic

24 September, 200817 yr

Must admit that I like "keyboard not present - press F1 to continue" :(:(

Yep , that should have been right at the top

24 September, 200817 yr

love it... remember lp0 on fire.... was still there in opensewer 3.2.4.2

24 September, 200817 yr

I didn’t understand all of that, but what I do know is, I want a Failwhale:)

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