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A great read and very true. A friend on mine in Seattle has a Corvette C5 Z06 and he is always getting challenged by 'ricers' (always wondered what the polite version of ******* ***** was).

“Vor ****s und giggles, somevone should introduce ricers to ze Gluhareff Pressure Jet Engine. Zese engines, vhile ze most efficient type of practical compression ignition engine so far developed, have ze interesting characteristics zat most are home built und zat zey run on propane, a remarkably volatile fuel. Taking into account ze mechanical skills und common sense of ze average ricer, ze results should be rather entertaining from a safe distance.”

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