Just thought I would do a list to combat all this bad karma, man:

An exhaust sensor, replaced under warranty two years ago

The parking ticket windscreen clip broke about a month ago

The wheel arch Scout trims are stuck on, and the rear one below the filler cap is now not sticky as the fuel dribbles down & overt the sticky stuff, it needs re-sticking.

Two wheels are showing signs of going a bit iffy now. But not much.

Er...

Mmm..

Yep, that's it!

You must dribble a lot of diesel to loosen the trim

Ony two alloys in 5 years? You are doing well, I'm on my third set after only 3 years.