Does my bum(per) look big in this?

Q.

Tart

Can u take another one from a bit further away

Since when is your bum at the front?

Looks like a whale's mouth to me... That's the plankton eating kind.

If it was lowered another couple of inches...

Can u take another one from a bit further away

I suppose I really need to make a few pictures against a neutral background and when the sun isn't shining (funnily enough it always shines when I take pictures ). Makes good Photoshop material

Or I'd say it was the front teargas dispenser...

"So if I press the ASR button, the Anti-Subaru Rockets are launched?"

"Yes, yes, Bond, but please stop fiddling with all the knobs!"

I see you're trying to keep honest to your name, Q...

Yes, yes, Bond, but please stop fiddling with all the knobs!

How many times do I need to say?!!?? I'm not fiddling with anyones knobs!

Q.