FAB SONG

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29 November, 201114 yr

SWMBO got the tree up tonight! So i thought I would be the first to bring some Christmas felicitations (or Furbitations) to my felloy Furby forumers. I am sure there will be some that say Bah Humbug its November but its Christmas in our â€˜ouse mate.

Now sing along everyone!

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On the twelth day of Christmas my dealer charged me;

for

12 Fabia filters

11 software mods

10 vented disc brakes

9 burnt out fuses

8 superchargers

7 turbo bearings

6 DSG clutches

5 PISTON RINGS!

4 new bolts

3 litres of oil

2 purple nuts

And a cartridge of high temperature grease!

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Yes I will keep taking the tablets but does anyone have a Diesel song?

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