I'm always careful where to park. Avoid 4x4s, cars with child seats, old people or just rough looking cars.

I've still got one Tesco dint, very small but I know it's there. Fecking SWMBO did it in the drive. She's very much one of the THOSE drivers. Couldn't give a **** about her car or anyone elses, "it;s just a car".........

I once inherited an old car, and before I got it, there was £1000 in work done on the paintwork as there was a massive scratch down it due to the previous owner driving it too close to the front of a jeep thing.

It had two door skins done etc etc.

Not 2 hours after I had it, some little **** opened a door into it and made a nice ding.

I always park far away from other drivers if possible and if I catch someone doing that to my car, I'd chop their hands off.

You guys need to get some of these...

http://doordefender.com/dis_index.html

A neighbour had some made with his company logo on them to give out as samples and I acquired a set. They work brilliantly.

I would rather chance having my paintwork dinged than having that down the side, worse even than a bonnet bra!

bonnet bra's are for the cool transporter gang