getting married in 4 weeks and the missus is refusing to be driven up in the octavia VRS, wants some upper class merc or likewise, i dont like the way this relationship is starting, the other day she told me the money i spent on the FMIC, revo stage 2,exhaust etc etc etc could have been used to convert the cellar, whats that all about.

if that's her resposnse before you're married..............

Think you might be spending more time in the cellar, so she might have a point......

what shackled !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting married in 4 weeks

Poor guy

getting married in 4 weeks and the missus is refusing to be driven up in the octavia VRS, wants some upper class merc or likewise, i dont like the way this relationship is starting, the other day she told me the money i spent on the FMIC, revo stage 2,exhaust etc etc etc could have been used to convert the cellar, whats that all about.

:rotz: Get a dog instead. Much less problematic and unlikely to notice or complain about car mods. I can thoroughly recommend a Staffie if you need ideas for breed.

i have 2 ridgebacks and they are both just as bad, want your attention all the time, cost a fortune to keep and never seem happy when your relaxing, just like the wife to be only happy when your giving them attention.now the skoda is another kettle of fish, sits outside the house looking fit all the time, never complains when you push her hard and has a life ambition to make you happy, what more could a man want.

Plus always willing to show you some backseat action :naughty:

Some advice a rather drunk Irish relative gave to me on my wedding day (apart from telling me the fire escape was open and the car engine was still running for a fast getaway)...

"For a happy marriage you only need to remember three words...'Yes', 'No, and 'Dear' the two combinations of which 'yes dear' and 'no dear' will save you an imeasurable amount of earbashing. - PROVIDED YOU PICK THE ONE SHE WANTS TO HEAR !"

I tried it and, on the whole, it actually works !

Good luck.

I always imagine 'cellar' to be a vast cavern of dusty wine bottles as used by the Uber rich.

If thats correct you should have a Bentley to go with that cellar not a vRS!

Word of advice though for the future.The Mrs doesn't necessarily have to know about all your purchases for the car.Some things are best kept under your hat

It might be a good idea to convert the cellar whilst you are still in the early 'loved up' stages of marriage. A 6ft x 2ft x 6ft hole in the middle of the cellar creates less suspision when dug now. In my experience, you will only have suspicious neighbours at your door when the arguing suddenly stops, your wife hasn't been seen for a few days and they hear you digging at midnight by the light of a paraffin lamp .......

Stick her in the cellar and fill it with concrete.

a celler? sounds good!