You know you're a pikey when.....

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. You wonder which football top and tracksuit bottoms to wear this week

7. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. You go to your family reunion looking for a date.

9. Your School Dance had a cr

:eek: slander!

You know you're a pikey when.....

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

Anyone seen that program on BBC called 'Skint'?