well my wifes citigo as gone into the garage today for a new wing fitting after a passenger in a taxi flung open the door as she was passing but there was a few who witnesed it.......

the taxi insurance firm was trying it on and saying the passenger should pay....Really...so why have you got public liability insurance you f**********

after 6 weeks of trying it on they finally coughed up.....its not our fault but we will pay...*******s.....it s all your fault,,

Its also handy having a brother who owns 2 insurance companys.....to get to know things...

 

A pity they paid out cos i was really going to enjoy writing his car of with my 65 ft artic.....bugger

the other good one would be discharge a full sewage tanker into an open drivers window with the driver sat in it

 

what a stinker

the other good one would be discharge a full sewage tanker into an open drivers window with the driver sat in it

 

what a stinker

I deliver 96% suphuric acid,,,,now thats better,,,,,,painfull till the end ......just a pile of rotting flesh left...................nice

remind me not to upset you on the road

Sounds like the only remains would be a greasy spot...

Am trying to work out what word would fit in "f**********" ??

Am trying to work out what word would fit in "f**********" ??

first word ends in a g then other word starts with a t and ends with a t.............simples

Wife has just got car back and must say they have done a great job! not a mark in sight and valeted too

Before and after photos?