A fiesta!

Does it explode? Maybe in the bath like those smelly bath bomb things?

With fords legendry 1.8 endura td engine in it it is like a bomb off the lights! Would give a stage 2 vrs a good run for its money lol

Strong words there.

I feel sorry for those that think they have to park between 2 white lines just because there painted on the floor.

I also don't murder people because I am told not too.

Perhaps I should break that rule?

I also don't murder people because I am told not too.

Perhaps I should break that rule?

I doubt very much its because your told not to, more like you know its wrong. Unless you don't know its wrong and you need constant reminders that murder is wrong?

When it comes to parking I am what most people would refer to as a ****.

Reason why? I always take up 2 spaces.

I do it on purpose so that I don't get any dents in my doors.

 

 

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but you seem to know parking the way you do is wrong too... Do you need constant reminders? or am I missing something? 

MY RANT

 

This happened to me recently. Was walking out of asda to my car and there was a woman about to get into her car that was beside mine. Being the gentleman that i am (will never do that again) I waited for her to get in. She opened her door and I heard a thud and her saying "Whoops". I looked at my door and saw five or six scratches about 3/4 of an inch long. I said to her you have just scratched my door to which she said no I didn't and at the same time her passenger (think it was her mum) also said "she hasn't touched your car." At this point I told them I heard the thud and her saying whoops. The woman said it must have already been there and that the mark didn't match up to where her door would of hit. She then went on to open her door another two times trying to show that this was the case and hit it in the exact same place again and again. To say I was furious at this point would be an understatement. She was still trying to say it wasn't her. We then had a heated debate for another couple of minutes with me going on about how much I look after my car and that I would know if the scratches were there already (I had polished it two or three days previously). She eventually realised that i wasn't going to let her away until something was sorted. She gave me her name and address and said she would pay to have it fixed. 

 

RANT OVER

 

This shows how easily someone can do this and that if I came out five minutes later she would have been gone without a trace and left me with a nice scraped door. 

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but you seem to know parking the way you do is wrong too... Do you need constant reminders? or am I missing something? 

The thing is its not Wrong to park in 2 spaces, its just different to how they want you to do it.

I doubt very much its because your told not to, more like you know its wrong. Unless you don't know its wrong and you need constant reminders that murder is wrong?

He does actually, I txt him once a day for a reminder other wise he will go on a mad rampage.