My Wife suggested that I might want to attend to my paintwork a minute ago, she had noticed some muck on the car out of our office window.

 

Cue me looking out of the window to find two dinner sized splats on the car - right mess.

 

So I've just been down with some kitchen roll and plenty of water to rinse it off before it bakes on and eats into my paintwork.

 

Looks like the seagull had a curry last night with the shell food still in the shell, I was very careful rinsing that mess off.

 

Going to end up with water-staining all over the bonnet as we are in a hard water area and the Sun is out down here, but better than it eating into my top coat.

 

Lucky break for me.

 

I had a blemish on my old A3 from seagull muck that had been on there two long.

 

Nice story.

Seagull crapped on my old mans company BMW. Set like concrete after a few hour and had to be chipped off.

 

'Orrible manky creatures

My father used to race flying rats (pigeons). Every car within a 100m radius of my house used to get cluster bombed by pigeon poop on a daily basis. He wasn't very popular.