There's a filthy silver one (new shape) that's suddenly appeared around here being driven ragged by a young spotty oink.

 

Today I witnessed him racing a Golf Gti, and the pair of them swerved around a couple of cars waiting to turn right at a set of red lights, tyres screaming as they went through.

Same Jag suddenly appeared out of a side road this afternoon and only for me slamming on, would have 't' boned him.

 

Needless to say, the circumstances are highly suspicious, so have rung the rozzers on 101 who are apparently going to keep an eye out and stop it to see what exactly a youngster is doing ragging around in a very expensive Jag like a chav in a Corsa.

 

I suggested either nicked or a drug baron

Edited 7 November, 201312 yr by Mr Ree

Doubt a significant dealer would be that dumn tbh. They know to drive round carefully in anonymous cars.

His dad must be away on holiday.

Doubt a significant dealer would be that dumn tbh. They know to drive round carefully in anonymous cars.

Oh I don't know.

10 years ago, one of the local 'hard men drug dealing gangsters' around here used to rag around in a nearly new VW Golf VR32 like an absolute loonpot, terrorisng all the local motorists until the rozzers did a raid on scumbag towers and nicked and locked him and the rest of his merry flock of breath wasting family up for 7 years.

Came out and promptly smashed his BMW into the pub wall., attempting to do a handbrake turn at (apparently)  a speed in excess of 70 mph, crippling his darling brother into a wheelchair for life in the process.