Not the nicest subject, but which is the best product to use to remove bird 'waste'?

 

I've just finished using the Autoglym ones, but found they left quite a smear although they did get off the muck. 

 

I use the AG ones with a microfibre and quick detailer too. If its quite a thick and dry deposit, give it a good blast of QD to moisten it and loosen it up. If it stays solid, lay a wipe over it for a bit. I try to be really carefull not to drag it across the paint when removing it. Once all deposits are removed, spray some QD on the panel and buff up with a fresh microfibre. That ought to leave it smear free.

A still hot and soggy just used tea bag. Place it on the turd, then drink the 

tea you just made with it, giving it some time to work.

Then remove it and wipe away the poo. Then a little squirt of 

quick detailer, then a final wipe and you're done. 

Works especially well on dried on poop.

A still hot and soggy just used tea bag. Place it on the turd, then drink the 

tea you just made with it, giving it some time to work.

Then remove it and wipe away the poo. Then a little squirt of 

quick detailer, then a final wipe and you're done. 

Works especially well on dried on poop.

 

 

Not great if you're the Yorkshire type to re-use the teabag in the next cuppa.

A still hot and soggy just used tea bag. Place it on the turd, then drink the 

tea you just made with it, giving it some time to work.

Then remove it and wipe away the poo. Then a little squirt of 

quick detailer, then a final wipe and you're done. 

Works especially well on dried on poop.

 

 

Is decaf tea ok?

I'm using some Active Foam from Wurth, can't remember the exact name and I'm not at home right now... It does miracles with bird drops and bugs on the windshield. You could give it a try...

Yeah decaf tea works. But only on middle class poop.