What was that? Anyone hear it?

Oh yes, the distant sound of Chris self combusting

Oh my lord! I'm laughing and crying in equal measure.

What?

Isnt that how its done?

My ribs are hurting!

So thats what they do when you have your car serviced at the dealership! I wondered how they got the small scratches in the paintwork.

Tips of the trade eh!!!  Nice......

I have to say, the side he worked on DOES look better!!

This works for me!

This works for me!

 

Could be known as the Mazda Method? 

What sealant would you put on after that

What sealant would you put on after that

 

By the looks of it, that dirt stuff is something of an AIO, polish, cleanse and protect etc.

 

I'm interested in getting an order in for a few white plastic cups of it to try on the Fabia.

 

Have just been reading on DW to try to see if it lays down Carnauba or a Sealant so I know what I'm safe to top my dirt up with in between applications.

 

I'll perhaps see if anyone is interested in a Group Buy.

What sealant would you put on after that

 

Butter of course...........with a clean micro fiber cloth.   

What sealant would you put on after that

I would use at least 2 Coates of cement, or maybe apply some tar, can't quite decide.

What sealant would you put on after that

 

Lard

 

The End

Places like Jewson and Wickes sell this stuff by the ton delivered, in all different grades.

 

Should be enough for a year's worth of applications and topping up your driveway.

I think if he had put a "little" dirt in with the engine oil mix, it would have acted like a mild abrasive polish and probably actually worked relatively well.  It was a right state to start with though!

I love the way he wiped the polishing pad into the dirt before he started!!

WTF!!! All that money I've wasted on buying "products" when I could of used free dirt the grittier the better!!!

Awesome.... that's cool! Can i practice on his car!!!!