Heading back home today I saw a ****-tastic escrote.

It was obviously a base model as it had black bumpers but it had very hard lowered suspension and tacky lexus lights.

As it went over a bump you could see the whole car crash across it and I thought to myself "that doesn't look very secure" as one of the light clusters moved.

Next bump in the road saw the light cluster fall out and dangle there on the cables bouncing off the bumper. 200 yards further on and the cable came loose and the light went bouncing down the road on it's own shattering into bits.

The car carried on as normal.

excellent, them horrible things aren't cheap either!!!

a slow painful death for the car then, would have been easier to set fire to it LOL

Thats funny! ***** have no idea!

Thats funny! ***** have no idea!

Sad thing is he'll probably think someone wanted it and stole it.

I nearly lost the gearbox from my Octy......could have dropped straight out..

I'd shorn the gearbox mountings off on a raised manhole :eek:

If you'll pardon the expression, I lost my horn on my old Nova. Saw something black bounce down lane 3 of the M25 on the way to LHR once, thinking how strange as I hadn't seen anything in front of me. At one of the roundabouts going into the airport itself, I was cut up (BMW 3 as I recall) and it was then - when I wanted to beep said errant driver - that I realised it had been my horn!

Had various screws and bits of undertray falling off my Fabia for no apparent reason while I was driving along the A303. VW build quality at its best

Chris

A classic as told to me by my wife.Who was in the car park I mention.

Two scrotes decided to exit a private car park in their plonker mobile after wheelspinning around it by driving over a raised paving .Made it onto the road and sceeched off ....leaving virtually all of the drainpipe of an exhaust.

They came back for it,pulled up back in the car park and cooly sauntered over to get it between the two of them.Not so cool two seconds later

Get a bit hot those exhausts don't they boys

A classic as told to me by my wife.Who was in the car park I mention.

Two scrotes decided to exit a private car park in their plonker mobile after wheelspinning around it by driving over a raised paving .Made it onto the road and sceeched off ....leaving virtually all of the drainpipe of an exhaust.

They came back for it' date='pulled up back in the car park and cooly sauntered over to get it between the two of them.Not so cool two seconds later

Get a bit hot those exhausts don't they boys [/quote']

would have been damn funny to see that

A classic as told to me by my wife.Who was in the car park I mention.

Two scrotes decided to exit a private car park in their plonker mobile after wheelspinning around it by driving over a raised paving .Made it onto the road and sceeched off ....leaving virtually all of the drainpipe of an exhaust.

They came back for it' date='pulled up back in the car park and cooly sauntered over to get it between the two of them.Not so cool two seconds later

Get a bit hot those exhausts don't they boys [/quote']

Shame nobody filmed it, a lot funnier than "happy slapping".

Remember when my dad used to own a chocolate brown Austin Allegro, bits would routinely fall off/out of that! It was everybit as bad a car as it's reputation suggests!