This has probably been done before but hey, my favourite skoda joke is 'what do you call a skoda with a sun roof.' 'A Skip'.

Gives me a sarcastic smile every time.

How do you double the value of a skoda?

 

Stick a fivers worth of petrol in....

Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?

To keep your hands warm whilst pushing them

What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovas witness?

You can close the door on a Jehovas witness.

What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill?

A miracle

What do you call two skodas on the top of a hill?

A Mirage

What do you call a skoda at the top of a hill?

A miracle

 

 

What do you call two skodas on the top of a hill?

A Mirage

 

FPMSL    :clap:

What do you call an overpriced Skoda?

A VW.....

What do you call a seriously overpriced Skoda?

An Audi!

What do you call an underpriced Skoda?

A Seat!

I'll grab my coat.....

Start spreading the jokes, maybe the prices will come down and I'll get another one.

 

Skoda's being good was suppose to be a secret

I'm less worried about Skoda jokes (well you can't worry about image with a Roomster) than I am about people finally realising that the emperor has no clothes, that VWs and Audis are not very reliable at all, and Skoda's reputation being dragged down with theirs!

 

It would be unreasonable to infer that VW/Audi are unreliable from my patchy experience with a Polo, a Golf, an Audi 100 and an Audi 80 all driven from new between 1979 and 1993, but they don't appear to have improved if this is anything to go by - 

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/9815860/German-cars-lose-out-in-reliability-survey.html

I wonder what exactly they meant by 'failure'?

I wonder what exactly they meant by 'failure'?

 

 As it's insurance data, I'd be fairly sure it's just claims for repairs categorised as "engine" rather than electrical, gearbox, suspension, or brakes etc.

 

Could be anything from a failed sensor or coil pack to turbo failure or a wrecked engine.

What do you call a Skoda with 2 exhaust pipes? a Wheelbarrow!

What do you call a Skoda today ?

Pricey

What is the difference between being inside Katy Price's bra and being caught inside a Skoda?

You feel a bigger tit in a Skoda !