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Coming home tonight from work, Renault extra van, driving along same revs on the engine and I noticed the scenery going by was getting slower..........and slower ...........and slowweerr and then it stopped :D van still in gear ....engine running......clutch out .......don't know what has broken, no bang or clutch slip, just no drive to the wheels................:rofl: thing is now is the van worth more than it will cost to repair it.......wait and see what the boss does I suppose

You might have entered a temporary time-space-warp-continuem-thingy that sapped all of the life blood from your car! And the aliens could be happily on their way back to Betelguse by now !

You should consider yourself lucky ! :thumbup:

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You might have entered a temporary time-space-warp-continuem-thingy that sapped all of the life blood from your car! And the aliens could be happily on their way back to Betelguse by now !

You should consider yourself lucky ! :thumbup:

Pity they didn't take the van with them :rofl:

Pity they didn't take the van with them :rofl:

No , they don't like renaults, they're crap, apart from the old R4 ! :rofl:

you mean the old workhorse has given up?

seems to have performed better the last renault van i used.

question is, what will they replace it with?

scenery stopped moving, everything felt slow....

you were overtaken by a fabia vRS

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you mean the old workhorse has given up?

seems to have performed better the last renault van i used.

question is' date=' what will they replace it with?[/quote']

hes got a ford van atm!! well-the key has ford engraved on it!!

AND-theres a keyring with it that looks like an alien!! its even got the odd shaped eyes!! lol and a sneaky smile-its like a card that has been left by them to tell dad that they have nicked the hamsters!!!!:rofl:

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you mean the old workhorse has given up?

seems to have performed better the last renault van i used.

question is' date=' what will they replace it with?[/quote']

For now an X reg escort....but I think they are going to repair it......we have the technology...the bits we need are in the scrapyard :rofl:

scenery stopped moving' date=' everything felt slow....

you were overtaken by a fabia vRS

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:[/quote']

he could have been overtaken by a felica and the sceneary would have stopped in that thing!!!!! only way to get it to go fast is to drive it down a very steep hill or off the edge of a clifff (not scientifically proven!!!!)

Renault breaking down!!! Surely not!!

Been there. Read the book, own the t shirt and been to the movie with Jonnyboy!!

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Renault breaking down!!! Surely not!!

Been there. Read the book' date=' own the t shirt and been to the movie with Jonnyboy!![/quote']

It's a total heap of junk and based on the old Renault 5.......but to be honest it's done 106,000 miles and this is the first time it has actually stopped and broken down..............when it rains the passenger foot well turns int a footspa and it uses more oil than I can keep up with.....but stopped, no, until now :(

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