Why Oh Why?

[andy2407]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do we never hear father-in-law jokes?

[heresmo]

I'm guilty of a lot of them, but I always find that shouting at weak batteries in the remote control works for me (not wishing to mention the swear word thread you understand)

See Page 392 below for response to others

Mo

[Neo_VR]

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Guilty m'lord

[KaraK]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

guilty!

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

guilty!