before she throws a wobbly  

Ahhh - she only looks like she needs a little dusting.  Mine is the same, especially after driving my niece around in it....

 

"Uncle Robin! Does this car have pollen filters? I have allergies you know!"

 

"Yes darling, it does.  And they have just been changed too. But they are not on the two ****ing windows you made me put down half an hour ago."

Devil of a mileage 😈