jokes not groan ones this time

[VikkiVRS]

Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America.

George: Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

Class: George!

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Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have

ten years ago.

Willy: Me!

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Substitute Teacher: Are you chewing gum?

Billy: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

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Teacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one day?

Alfred: I get up early.

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Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?

Student: Yes, sir.

Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

Student: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours

Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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Harold: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Harold: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Webster: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I did.

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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.

Don: I hope you didn't either.

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Gary: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.

Teacher: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

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Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

Junior: Because of absence.

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

Junior: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

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Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark?

Father: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Sylvia: Your name on this report card.

[KABOOM]

[ScoobyChris]

Are you sure they're not groan ones too :P:rofl:

Chris

[heresmo]

Hi Vikki

How are you doing? Haven't heard from you for a while. What gives with your marshalling exams etc - or am I out of touch? Sorry if I've lost the plot...

Regards

Mo

[vRS19TD]

They were as bad as the groan ones!!!

[bananaman]

i quite liked them..

[texasjohn]

groan!

nice to see some good clean jokes though, ones you can tell your grandma!