Be gentle with me!!

As you will all know I is a newbie,  and have joined to ask some questions, now I know some of you "old timers" will be a "bit" irritated at these but as you will probably know the answers, as there is no one better to ask, obviously I shall use the "search" part of the site before asking questions if I can't find the answers via search.

Anyway, apart from slightly modifying my "still to buy" ŠKODA, I thought a bit of background on me first, "just to let some of you know I'm good for a laugh and a "bit" knowledgeable about some subjects, for instance, Detailing, Blackbirds, Cbf1000, Astra's, I've no problem with being told I'm wrong "I can't help being right though"    so please don't take my answers/comments to heart as they will not be personal or nasty.